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Under 10 U.S.C. § 12406, the President can federalize National Guard units to execute federal law when state authorities are either unwilling or incapable…precisely what’s unfolding in your festering sanctuary-state shitshow, Illinois. Your refusal to cooperate with federal immigration enforcement, enshrined in the Illinois Trust Act (a bipartisan circle-jerk signed by a Republican governor, no less), has turned Chicago into a magnet for chaos, with crime rates soaring and federal agents stepping in where your limp-wristed leadership fails.
FBI data from 2024 shows Chicago’s murder rate at 24.1 per 100,000…double the national average…while your administration dithers, prioritizing illegal immigrant coddling over citizen safety. Cry me a river, you adipose assclown! Now, let’s eviscerate his theatrical tirade about the “Department of War” and “unprecedented aggression.” This is rich coming from a man whose state’s sanctuary policies have greenlit a lawless free-for-all. Pritzker’s thread moans about DHS agents tossing chemical agents near an elementary school, arresting elected officials, and raiding a Walmart..
.events he pins on Kristi Noem and Greg Bovino’s “masked agents” for social media clout. The Reuters report from September 30, 2025, details a tragic incident where an ICE officer shot Silverio Villegas-Gonzalez after he allegedly tried to flee in his car…hardly a premeditated “chemical warfare” plot, you hyperbolic hog. The EPA’s CBRN Consequence Management Advisory Team defines chemical agents as nerve gases like Sarin or VX…tear gas or pepper spray,
ou dimwitted dolt, doesn’t qualify. Your exaggeration is so grotesque it’s comical, like a circus fat lady juggling lies! And those Walmart raids?
AP News on October 4, 2025, confirms federal officers clashed with protesters in Brighton Park after a Border Patrol shooting…context you conveniently omit, you mendacious mound of meat. Your claim of “no need for military troops” is a laughable delusion when local law enforcement, as you admit, is already stretched thin coordinating around the Broadview ICE facility.
The Trump administration’s move mirrors legal precedents…California’s Gavin Newsom lost his injunction against a similar LA deployment, with the 9th Circuit hinting at federal supremacy. You’re not defending the Constitution, you bloviating buffoon…you’re shielding your progressive ego from a reality where your policies have fucked Illinois into a ditch.
Let’s not ignore the satire-worthy spectacle of this portly pontificator vowing to “uphold the rule of law” while flouting federal authority. Your state’s sanctuary laws, expanded in 2021 to ban ICE cooperation, have turned Illinois into a haven for 500,000+ undocumented immigrants many with criminal records…yet you dare lecture about justice?
The DOJ’s February 6, 2025, lawsuit against Illinois nails your hypocrisy: Your Trust Act impedes federal officers, a direct violation of the Supremacy Clause. You’re not a guardian of liberty, you greasy gargoyle…you’re a political parasite feasting on chaos for votes.
And that parting shot about Trump’s “acts of aggression” being a “manufactured performance”? Project much, you corpulent cretin? Your thread reads like a scripted sob story for X clout, complete with crocodile tears for the National Guard’s families…families you’d rather exploit than protect from the crime wave you’ve nurtured.
The AP reports 200 federalized troops in Oregon and Los Angeles deployments under Trump…proving this isn’t a one-off stunt, but a strategy you’re too obtuse to counter. In conclusion, JB Pritzker, you’re a lumbering, lard-assed laughingstock…a governor so deluded he thinks his girth grants gravitas. Federalize away, Trump…let this porcine pretender squeal into irrelevance. The only thing outrageous here is your incompetence, you fat, dumb motherfucker.